i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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