As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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