so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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