For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
