you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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