Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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