I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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