windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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