last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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