She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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