But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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