Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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