in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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