I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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