Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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