yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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