found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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