I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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