youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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