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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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