never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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