Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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