she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
try to milk me bitch
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