at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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