Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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