this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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