you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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