dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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