So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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