No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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