ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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