You work out of a Hotel?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
