He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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