Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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