So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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