the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize