if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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