And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
