Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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