We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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