Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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