sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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