I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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