She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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