im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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