I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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