Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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