Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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