i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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