i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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