I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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